Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1

Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1

Awkward Moments Children's Bible, Vol. 1

Horus Gilgamesh


How good have you learnt the great Book? Written via a retired ministry chief, this publication combines genuine Bible verses with greater than 30 whimsical unique illustrations and commentaries to inspire readers (from all walks of religion) to contemplate how the Bible shapes our tradition as Christianity keeps to adapt. What started as a personal on-line gag between interfaith pals speedy grew right into a no 1 Amazon Bestseller on its first day of revenues - loved through fundamentalist Christians and militant atheists alike!

BEWARE - no longer FOR KIDS! this is often certainly not your normal kid's Bible! when you idea the bestselling parody "Go The F**k To Sleep" was once beside the point for story-time with youngsters, you have not obvious whatever but! go away it to the Bible! despite the fact that, this booklet isn't really a satire, yet a true look at many of the extra troubling passages from either the outdated testomony and the recent testomony - together with the phrases and teachings of Jesus Christ, himself!

  • Unicorn Murders
  • Genocidal Behavior
  • Foreskins Fetishes
  • Boiled Babies
  • Missing Messiah
  • Selling Daughters
  • Cannibalism membership
  • Genetic Breakthroughs
  • Demonic Bacon
  • Gagged girls
  • Jihad Jesus
  • Historical manipulation of the Bible
  • And a lot more!

Let's be sincere - there are a few things within the solid booklet which are just... awkward! There are verses we want to omit or which were replaced in the course of the centuries. there are various verses you've gotten by no means heard prior to in church, not to mention noticeable on your normal kid's Bible! let alone the verses which have been additional over the centuries! The Awkward Moments kid's Bible is far greater than an irreverent booklet on your espresso desk! Christian readers, agnostics and atheists will locate themselves giggling out loud whereas being inspired to consider the Bible and Christianity in a brand new way.

most folks have been raised within the faith selected through their family members. children research a couple of Bible tales taken out of context and settle for them with no query. (On what foundation may possibly they in all probability query their mom and dad or church leaders?) After many years of repetition and culture, it truly is comprehensible how we'd placed our ideals on auto-pilot and simply nod as a pastor repeats strange tales which are already customary to us. it truly is no ask yourself that contemporary stories exhibit a major loss of Biblical wisdom between Christians - fifty five% not able to even identify the 4 Gospels of the hot testomony - the very beginning of Christianity!

This publication takes a far assorted tone than different authors who're severe of the Bible and Christianity. it isn't as educational or dry as Bart Ehrman or Richard provider. it isn't as smug or condescending as a few locate Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens or as blustery as many accuse Sam Harris or Daniel Dennett. in its place, Horus Gilgamesh takes the technique, "Let's suppose that it is all real and paintings backwards from there." In doing so, the writer at once demanding situations a lot of latest Christian leaders from Joel Osteen and Pat Robertson to Joyce Meyer and Ken Ham. This ebook is as a lot a critique at the evolution of Christian tradition because it is set the background of the Bible.

The objective of this mock kid's booklet isn't to do mock a reader's religion, yet to motivate severe pondering! Awkward Moments (Not present in Your common) kid's Bible encourages readers to truly comprehend what's of their Bibles and imagine for themselves in regards to the context of Biblical instructing. The booklet will confidently problem Christian readers to mirror on how faith keeps to form the lives and tradition of destiny generations. If readers occur to snort out loud and revel in the interactive puzzles and video games for the time being - it truly is simply an additional bonus!

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